Every time a hurricane gets into the Gulf, my phone turns into a slot machine. Spann on one app, Cantore on another, three Mobile TV stations, the Hurricane Center, a couple of guys on X who run their own weather pages, and now Google's AI model getting passed around like it's the new European model. Everybody has a call. Then the storm comes ashore, the power comes back on, and nobody ever goes back to see who actually got it right. I wanted to know, so I kept score on Isaia